Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the suspenders.
you want my phone number? it’s useless. the best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. i will hear you eventually.
(via catwithouthat)@14 hours ago with 56081 notes
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
(via itsmyfoxhat)@18 hours ago with 117209 notes
What you’re doing right now: something stupid
What you should be doing: watching Xena on Netflix.