asmono:

elleooelle:

Someone has a lot of explaining to do

the horror

asmono:

elleooelle:

Someone has a lot of explaining to do

the horror

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@9 hours ago with 43109 notes

[x]

Blue skadooed you can too

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@22 hours ago with 17214 notes

I think it’s nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the school year to try and kill Harry.

ckents:

Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education.

#good old voldy

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@22 hours ago with 232964 notes

shirikcosplay:

altamaranempire:

if you EVER need to cheer up a friend, send them ‘careless whisper’ played badly on sax accompanied by photos of awful taxidermy animals serenading them with jazz instruments:

image

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This is amazing

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@22 hours ago with 395 note and 1973 play

suncreaturestudio:

The Serpent Princess! OOOH man, this is just too cool not to share. Your daily dose of fantasy :) Enjoy this master piece!

WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW

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@22 hours ago with 7462 notes
#it's only 48 seconds 
givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

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@22 hours ago with 268723 notes

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

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@1 day ago with 38209 note and 161990 play
lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—
NO SISTER WHYY?!”

lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—

NO SISTER WHYY?!

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@1 day ago with 95142 notes
do-you-have-a-flag:

in a fucking GIANT ROBOTIC LIFEFORM

do-you-have-a-flag:

in a fucking GIANT ROBOTIC LIFEFORM

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@22 hours ago with 5441 notes

riddlemehiddleston:

riddlemehiddleston:

I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANNONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY FELL OFF HIS STEPLADDER

DON’T YOU DARE REBLOG THIS I MIGHT GET SUED 

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@22 hours ago with 304838 notes

frosted-lemoncoward:

Lucie, Too | Now, Now

"The math doesn’t add up or match with the language of 
Books that I’ve read or things that you said.
I’ll leave this with the darker night, I carried you inside
And know that it will find me in time.”

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@22 hours ago with 1239 note and 4505 play
#I LOVE this band 

derseolation:

kaible:

Occasionally I remember this video exists and it sums up so much of my experience of being dragged to resale stores with my mom

i’m laughing so hard omfg

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@22 hours ago with 78091 notes

moruku:

slay-kyojin:

ymirings:

horseboyqueerstein:

I didn’t know piano playing could be so violent 

this is brilliant jesus fuck

I have the biggest smile on my face. I just collapsed

and she is just learning by ear

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@22 hours ago with 30628 notes

petrichoriousparalian:

phoneboxangels:

karmaplus:

Brian Blessed has something to say. From Russell Howard’s Good News.

*AGGRESSIVELY INSPIRES A GENERATION*

Brian Blessed is basically Aslan incarnate.

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@22 hours ago with 4095 notes
simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

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@1 day ago with 373410 notes