Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the suspenders.
What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?
(via oeblaze)@13 hours ago with 419896 notes
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"
(via d1av)@4 hours ago with 44933 notes
Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
(via oeblaze)@13 hours ago with 28270 notes